by emailing me at email@example.com
We can work something out, and that is in fact where I will tell you my real name, and provide a more professional email address. Writing is what I hope to do with my life full-time eventually, but right now now, part-time writing while I’m putting myself through a BSc. works.
Also, this is where you should email me if you want to collaborate on a cool art project or something. Sleazy offers will not be entertained.